I Want Candy!!

Will somebody answer the freaking phone? Good Lord!

Hello? Hey Justin.

My name isn’t Justin.

Hey. It’s Aaron.

That’s great.

I can’t come out tonight.

What?

I’m going to see this girl.

But I thought we were gonna have an orgy.

No. No. Her name is Candy.

I don’t care what her name is.

She’s real cute. I gotta go. See ya.

What?

Oh, heck no.

I know a girl who’s tough but sweet. (More like sour.)

She’s so fine she can’t be beat. (I’ll freaking beat her.)

She’s got everything that I desire. (Yeah, well she’s missing a few inches.)

Set the summer sun on fire. (I’ll light her on fire.)

I want Candy. (Ew.)